White Vampire Fangs

What do you need to be a successful vampire? Is it the ability to turn into a bat or a shadow on a whim? Or, perhaps it's the aversion to crucifixes, garlic, and stakes through the heart? How about the tendency to drink blood and burst into flames in the daylight? If you think the key is in any of these things we mentioned, you're in for a surprise.

It's the fangs, obviously! All of the other things we brought up are definitely important parts of being a vampire. But, without these pearly White Vampire Fangs, you could easily be mistaken for some creepy introvert with bad skin. You need to flash your fangs to your victims while you're raising your hands towards them in a menacing manner! That way, they know you are actually commanding dark forces and weakening their will, instead of just gesturing for them to give you a hug.