Rubber Fish Prop

Maybe you should stop asking yourself why you need a rubber fish, and start asking yourself the question, "Why wouldn't I need one?" One thing is for sure. When you need to play a practical joke on a polar bear, you'll be glad you have it. Although, if you're playing practical jokes on polar bears, you can probably catch your own fish with your bare hands. If not, well then this fish is perfect. Have you ever seen a grown man slapped with a fish? It's always a hilarious shock, and this one will be no different.

But more important than slapping people with fish is all of the incredible puns you can make. You walk into a room with your fish sticking out of your pocket and say "There's something fishy going on here." You suggest playing cards and then throw your fish on the table. "Go fish!" Basically it's the perfect bad dad joke gift. Dad's love fishing, they love bad jokes, it just makes sense!